Still reading? It’s about to get real boring. The rest of this description has been written for robots and algorithms and Deon Cole’s and Gabrielle Dennis’s moms. It’s almost time to leave for work and she’s spotted a new Old Spice antiperspirant from the Fresher Collection, Wilderness with Lavender. He has to assert it’s HIS new deodorant, for MEN, even if it is LAVENDER SCENTED. She counters, “But I like the smell of it,” and a struggle ensues over the relaxing new scent.